My Uncle's 'Girl'

I know you may say I'm being bitter lately, for all the complaints I had; and you must be wondering where are the 'light' moments... well, here it is. I've been LOLing over this Skype conversation between my uncle and a girl. My uncle is not even in his 20s, if you're curious.

Girl: heya :)
Uncle: whos this ?
Girl: jenny :) and your name?? be nice, i'm a good girl hehe
Uncle: are you a filipina or not ?
Girl: heyy :) thanks for accepting me, I got ur info on the Skype directory...recently single, u?
Girl: hey!
Girl: hey cutie
Girl: hey cutie
Girl: hey ;)
Girl: hello
Girl: hey cutie
Girl: hey ;)
Girl: hola papi ;)
Girl: heyy
Girl: hey whats up
Girl: hey ;)
Girl: heya :)
Girl: hello
Girl: hey whats up
Uncle: hi what is your facebook
Girl: ohh fb, ya i added you...thought u were really cute ;)
Uncle: what is your fb name hehe
Girl: jennifer is my real name but all my friends call me jenny
Uncle: jennifer /
            jennifer ?
Girl: heya :) thx for accepting me, I got your name on the skype search feature...recently single, you?
Uncle: what is your email add in facebook
Girl: I'm takin the semester off from college so i got a lot of free time on my hands..you into college girls or cougars? lol you know the older women who love younger men
Girl: hey!
Girl: hey ;)
Girl: hey cutie
Girl: heyy
Girl: hey whats up

I actually copied the whole conversation by literally typing it all.. Skype conversations can't be copied. It was tiring, really.